In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for December 15, 2012

I used to referee soccer with a pea-less whistle. Don’t need to hear the jokes,,, heard ’em all but it was really shrill and very effective – especially if blown in close proximity of the offending player.

Scary thought: Refs with vuvuzelas

but they’re saving so much money letting the refs perform the national anthem

White guys can’t jump… or dance.

I always wondered how you would spell the sound of a kazoo…Try air horns next season.

A new dancing with the starzzzzzzzzz…..