In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for January 20, 2014

  1. Penguins
    James Hopkins  almost 11 years ago

    Let him go. The first time he tells anyone a group of squirrels robbed his golf clubs at gunpoint, they’ll send him to the nuthouse.

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    Linguist  almost 11 years ago

    Those squirrels have got some balls !

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    emjaycee  almost 11 years ago

    When I worked for the Audubon Society, I received calls from a local golf course about a hawk that was interfering with the games. The hawk was not attacking the golfers; it turned out it was a juvenile Red-tail practicing its hunting skills, catching golf balls mid-flight as if they were prey birds. The golfers whose shots ended up near the pin were not the ones complaining: it was the ones whose ‘perfect’ shots ended up way out of the way. The course gave out a lot of mulligans until the bird finally grew up and found a territory of its own. Still one of my favorite bird anecdotes.

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    AmyGrantfan51774  almost 11 years ago

    well, man are you gonna let those squirrels steal your clubs?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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