In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for June 28, 2019

A cornea joke was never written.

Caution: objects in pitcher’s mound are closer than they appear.

Coach can obviously see him from the dugout, so it’s either the GM or the Owner keeping an eye on/under him.

Outside The Lines?

By all means, if you don’t want people watching you, play baseball.

Isn’t the pitcher wearing cleats? That’s going to be one sore eye.

Maybe my NY Mets need this kind of mound for it’s bullpen. Lol!

Keep your eye on the ball ;)

That’ll throw you for a curve.

I’m a pupil of all your comments!

So are baseball spikes in the eye the same as a poke in the eye with a sharp stick?

Hope it doesn’t blink.

A very good definition…..

Very j ocular

Usually the NSA isn’t so obvious.

Keep your eye on the ball.

Cue Rockwell and Michael Jackson: o/~ I always feel like the mound is watching me…. o/~