In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for July 25, 2020

Your guys are probably the ones that closed the top.

He’s definitely gonna lose a stroke for that one.

He forgot his Oxy-acetylene cutting wedge.

Looks like he’s mastered social distancing.

Help him out? Who does he think locked it in the first place?

I think his name is Donald.

Don’t forget to enter: 8 15 16 23 42 every 108 minutes!

What with 2020 and all, he should just stay there quietly.

I hope he remembers to replace his divots…

I think I’ve been in that bunker…