In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for November 16, 2020

And the pathetic cardboard cutouts in the stadiums with the recorded fan noise.

Missing: the small, hard flip-up seats, the sticky floor and the various stuff either being thrown around or flying off the playing field

The chair comes with the child kicking the back of your seat simulator. There is also the obnoxious drunk spilling his beer on you option.

“Where’s the call, ref? What, are you blind?

And the drunks with the obscene, profane commentary and general anal sphincter behavior.

Don’t forget the cardboard cutouts of the athletes kneeling during the national anthem