In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for March 17, 2021

I hate those things.

Gopher problem: “Who you gonna call?” Bill Murray

Great! First, Jewish space lasers, and now this!

But can gophers relay signs?

Then I guess you need an astro Carl Spangler to fight them. You know, from astro Caddyshack

An entirely new take “wack-a-mole”….

It’s good for dogs named Astro though.

Playing soccer on fake turf should be outlawed

It looks like they’re playing mind games.

I bet pest exterminators are gonna charge extra for this.