In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for March 25, 2021

Hey, if the arrows are all going his way, that means less dying on your side, and more arrows flying back.

I don’t know. I think it’s a good idea. After all he is taking all of the fire. So no one else gets hurt. They should be encouraging that.

He’s the #1 target (and distraction).

Let him have his fun. Especially if he attracts all the arrows.

The costume seems arrowproof though. He might be on to something

Hey! He’s # 1….target

“Heat Score!!!!”

A chicken may not necessarily be the best Mascot, as it really won’t strike fear into an enemy. Best target, maybe, but not the best mascot….

The Ainwick Castle Chicken……. Sir Theodore Giannoulas!

I don’t get it.

Just for that, you can suffer the slings and arrows of defeat.

What are you complaining about -he is drawing their fire! You want more like him up there!

I think the Fink could use him. See today’s Wizard of Id.

Aim for the mascot

Maybe if the mascot piped down and/or went away, the enemy would stop shooting arrows entirely! They may just be trying to get some peace and quiet. :-D