In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for May 09, 2022

“Pitch Clock or GTFO”

With a head like that how can he just pitch? How can he not overthink it? How can he even maintain his balance to pitch the ball?

I have an overbearing headache…have a Tylenol?

“Don’t think, it’ll only hurt the team.”

Crash Davis

too late!

A thousand dollars for your thoughts?

He’s gonna fall flat on his face after the follow-through.

If he falls down, it’s all over for him.

Nice melon.

This is like the current Red Sox pitching staff. Followed up by their hitters.

… “This is your brain on Jiffy Pop. Any questions?”

Looks like he needs some relief.