In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for June 28, 2022

Would you settle for an agent?

Whether is in hits, home runs, RBIs, fielding, strikeouts, etc. … it’s still pretty much the same old line since the MVP is a Leader of some sort.

You gonna resurrect babe and hank?

…silence fell over the team….

I’m here to return the ball that he smacked into my windshield!

Now they’re talking.

If this was a farm team, he would’ve said GOAT.

Interplanetary Baseball Scouts recruiting players for the Saturn Ring Sluggers….

I’ve got an out of this world offer that he can’t refuse……

" But we don’t want you to eat our best player. You can have George in the dugout".

Does Bo know how to talk to aliens?

Wouldn’t every player think that’s him?