In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for March 04, 2023

He was to tense and had to let some air out but got carried away

I’m going to motivate you, or as they say, “Pump You Up”. You’ll bounce right back.

“That’s good. You are deflated. Realizing and admitting it is the first step in getting you pumped back up.”

You are just a Girly Ball, We are here too " Pump You Up! "… ( SNL )

I blame Tom Brady.

Come on! You´ve got to bounce back – oh!

I have nothing to write that will be wittier than those that precede me. Kudos to everyone!

All I can say is that today’s strip is absolutely classic.

Well,you do appear to be flat today,but it can all change for you! Just have the valve replaced so you don’t have a slow leak!

This is MADNESS!

There might be a reason for that…

He’s just really nervous cuz he knows he has a court date tomorrow.

But look at the bright side — you’ve lost weight!

At least you’re not a tire…

How do the shrink’s glasses and pencil stay in place?

It’s hard to find an athlete that doesn’t have an inflated opinion of themselves.

Notice, in this world of madness, NIH requires doctors to ask “are you depressed?” Answer “no” and the nurse erupts in laughter.

But Tom, you had the longest run ever ….