In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for March 24, 2023

Oh … ! Wait… ! Her … ! Parents … ! Came … ! Home … ! Early … ! He’s … ! Denied … ! At … ! The … ! Goal … ! Line … !

Come on color guy. Give a hard slap on the back of the head. That should make him stop.

HEAD ON! Apply directly to the forehead!

Great William Shatner impression

Put a sock in it…

I’d hate to be at his wedding trying to get his wedding vows out.

Oh fer…could somebody check Hank? I think the timing on his pacemaker needs adjustment again.

Don’t ever go skydiving…

When he’s golfing, “Fore!” always comes too late.

I always think of Howard Cosell when I hear an announcer talk in that manner.

Please.. I… Think… It.. might…. be…, an… Stroke!