In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for April 13, 2023

If you reel him in quick. Then cut him open Bob is probably still alive.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs that floats in the water?

Bob.

Or in this case, bait.

More Bad News: They won’t be able to reel it in.

Your going to nèd a bigger boat.

…is that the shore we’re racing toward? BRACE YOURSELF….

If it doesn’t eat you whole first.

That’s like the one I caught yesterday.

Yeah but what about Bob?

When the line breaks you’ll be legends in your own minds…

Sure used the right bait today.

If his name was Jonah, there might have been a chance he survived…….but good ol’ Bobber is sleeping with the fishes!

In my valley we’d call that fish ‘bait’.