In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for July 06, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  5 months ago

    In The Snow! With No Shoes! And No Backpack For Your Books!

    I went to school in a very hilly part of California. The school I went to was built on the side of one of these very steep hills. The school’s structure followed the slope of the hill.

    There were three large double doors in the school: one near the top, one near the bottom, and one near the middle. For some reason, the doors near the middle were kept locked, and the top door was designated as entrance only, the bottom as exit only.

    Oddly, the middle of the school was the part closest to the drop-off point where busses and parents were permitted to drop off their kids.

    I once asked a teacher why the entrance and exit were set up in that strange way. The teacher said that the principal wanted us to have to walk uphill both ways. I didn’t get the joke back then, but now I understand that’s something that old people sometimes say they had to do to their kids.

    So, everyone who went to that school really did have to walk uphill both ways.

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    DagNabIt!  5 months ago

    Try the Shaq down the road. He might have your size.

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    Imagine  5 months ago

    You will just have to continue going barefoot.

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    Dirty Dragon  5 months ago

    “But I have a really Big Foot.”

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    comixbomix  5 months ago

    Yeti keeps shopping anyway.

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    jarvisloop  5 months ago

    Darryl is real!

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  5 months ago

    Hope he doesn’t have a fit.

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    cuzinron47  5 months ago

    That’s gonna have to be a special order.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  5 months ago

    He thought SAS Shoes was short for Sasquatch.

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