In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for July 22, 2024

That’s a cutting remark.

I wish my yard was that plush.

Y’all use too much. Wasteful and bad runoff into lakes and streams.

Tell the landscaping crew to mow the field.

The outfield has a 5 o’clock shadow.

Fescue 911.

….Or cut the grass!!!!!

Grass in our field is artificial. But oddly dirt bounces up when a ball hits the “grass” and the outfielders can get dirty when they go after a ball. Done on purpose so people forget the turf is artificial.

I think they are gonna need a combine.

I sure hope that’s mud you’re stepping on….

The Meteor from Creepshow crashed in the infield

And the politicians and media