In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for December 19, 2024

He’ll be blackballed.

He’ll get in. They can’t play their game without him.

Will his chances be better if he’s a spare ball or a gutter ball?

“Oh BALLS! I’m going down!”

now is the time to strike!

The 10 pin will let him in.

Living his life in the gutter turned out to be a virtue.

It’s such a pain when they get there first.

Don’t worry; that’s my bowling ball. Never struck a pin in its life.

Black agate is supposed to go into gate #8 yet black onyx is restricted to gate #11…. unless this depicts the great reset of Revelation chapter 21, in which agate gets moved to gate #4 sardonyx moved up to gate #6.

Time to press a reset button?

Where gate do the golf pins get through ?

How about a wee bit of truth ?

A man who kept using ‘pinheads’ as a derogatory term, equating ‘pinheads’ to anyone who disagreed with his theology decided to become my enemy; shortly thereafter he died from some expedient disease that was not caused by me, bowling pins or bowling balls.

I wonder who eventually took over his P.O. Box numbered ‘97’.

There’s little time to spare.

Gotta make the 7-11 to get into heaven.

Actually the pins like bowling more than the balls.

LOL

I’m sure they won’t discriminate.