Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.” Watson replied, “I see millions and millions of stars.” “What does that tell you?” Holmes asked. Watson pondered for a minute. “Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all-powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?” Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. “Watson, you idiot. Somebody has stolen our tent!”
wesbucey almost 10 years ago
I am reminded of the Sherlock Holmes joke:
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.” Watson replied, “I see millions and millions of stars.” “What does that tell you?” Holmes asked. Watson pondered for a minute. “Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all-powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?” Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. “Watson, you idiot. Somebody has stolen our tent!”
Cozmik Cowboy almost 10 years ago
That’s “vorteces”.
Vince M almost 10 years ago
I wonder if they’ll encounter a brick-wielding mouse.
Observer fo Irony almost 10 years ago
They will have an idea when Alice shows up.
greenearthman almost 10 years ago
Arizona is an altered state.
Starman1948 almost 10 years ago
Good morning fans. Jane and Jill are stuck in the personality vortex. Y’all have a blessed day.
beachlvr Premium Member almost 10 years ago
a fox and a rabbit together… not good.
Observer fo Irony almost 10 years ago
I wonder what animal totem Chelle would be if showed up, wolf maybe?