Nothing clever at all about George W. Bush’s avoidance. His father pulled strings to get him into a unit set aside for rich kids, and he didn’t even complete his service – he essentially went AWOL, joined his father’s campaign, and got it covered up by his dad, again.
Undoubtedly it was nuclear-tipped intercontinental ballistic missiles, and that mad man Saddam had his finger on the button. No, wait, it was an Iraqii nuclear submarine ready to launch into the Arabian Gulf and kill us all fron off the coast of NJ. No, wait, I got it. It was a truck full of deadly viruses that Saddam’s world-class scientists had cooked up. He was a world leader in biotechnical research, you know. Hold on, news flash. W, the decider, the smartest Bush in the barrel saw that the U.S. got attacked by Saudi-financed Muslim idiots operating from Afghanistan being led by the Saudi Osama bin Laden, so, naturally he decided to invade Iraq. Now it all makes perfect sense. Thanks, W!!
Dtroutma about 9 years ago
Actually, a nice family character study, Jeff.
braindead Premium Member about 9 years ago
WHERE ARE all the Republicans/Fox “news” viewers proclaiming that the No Bush Left Behind will be a great president?
That we have more Supreme Court justices like Scalia and his pet thug to look forward to under another Bush?
That Saddam really had nucular weapons and they are buried somewhere in the Syrian desert?
Motivemagus about 9 years ago
Nothing clever at all about George W. Bush’s avoidance. His father pulled strings to get him into a unit set aside for rich kids, and he didn’t even complete his service – he essentially went AWOL, joined his father’s campaign, and got it covered up by his dad, again.
UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member about 9 years ago
Depends on your definition of now.
Tarredandfeathered about 9 years ago
Well, Yet Another Bush Boy has said one thing that appears to be True.He admires the fact that Dubya is Smarter than YABB.
noreenklose about 9 years ago
20/20 hindsight is ALWAYS 100% accurate.Not news.Brotherly love.Not news.Find something reasonably important to “pick” on.
Kali39 about 9 years ago
I know nothing! Nothing!! Not a thing! I am from Barcelona!— Manuel on Fawlty Towers
twclix about 9 years ago
Undoubtedly it was nuclear-tipped intercontinental ballistic missiles, and that mad man Saddam had his finger on the button. No, wait, it was an Iraqii nuclear submarine ready to launch into the Arabian Gulf and kill us all fron off the coast of NJ. No, wait, I got it. It was a truck full of deadly viruses that Saddam’s world-class scientists had cooked up. He was a world leader in biotechnical research, you know. Hold on, news flash. W, the decider, the smartest Bush in the barrel saw that the U.S. got attacked by Saudi-financed Muslim idiots operating from Afghanistan being led by the Saudi Osama bin Laden, so, naturally he decided to invade Iraq. Now it all makes perfect sense. Thanks, W!!