Jim Benton Cartoons by Jim Benton for December 10, 2014
December 08, 2014
December 12, 2014
Transcript:
There is no grim reaper. There is only the Duck of Death. At the end, he waddles in and claims your soul. We only made up the grim reaper so you wouldn't feel so stupid about being killed by a duck. But it's really just going to be this guy. Please don't be all angry about this. It's just the way it is.
Ida No almost 10 years ago
Duck down of Death!Deep!
Coyoty Premium Member almost 10 years ago
That’s why everyone yells “DUCK!” when death is incoming.
damifid0 almost 10 years ago
DUCK; wabbit,duck,wabbit,duck.deth,waaah. :) Peace.
Peam Premium Member almost 10 years ago
just enjoy it while you can before the Quack of Doom calls for you.
John Glynn creator almost 10 years ago
everyone should be down with that
chromosome Premium Member almost 10 years ago
He should have gotten Aflac insurance.
Coyoty Premium Member almost 10 years ago
This explains anatidaephobia. Subconsciously we all know a duck is watching and waiting.
Tomato Dog over 2 years ago
Ok, currently I am writing a book about geese taking over the world. Nightmare, I shall have