Jim Benton Cartoons by Jim Benton for March 08, 2015
March 06, 2015
March 10, 2015
Transcript:
Beagle Cop! Caller: Beagle cop? My master went to work and he's never coming back. Beagle Cop: Try to remain panicky. How long has he been gone? Caller: I'd say between four minutes and six years. Beagle Cop: Ok. Here's what I need you to do: tip over the trash and urinate on the rug. That usually brings them back within a decade.
Ida No almost 10 years ago
And that’s why everyone loves Beagle Cop.Next up, “my master brought home a new girlfriend and now they’re going to throw me out on the street.”
Leroy almost 10 years ago
Funny!!But shouldn’t it be Beagle 911?
jopfef almost 10 years ago
HA! That kind of stuff brings me home really quickly! ;-) :-)
LisaMarieWills about 4 years ago
My cats do this..I work from home but if I go out for groceries or something that has me out for more than a few minutes now. They all run to the door as if I had been gone for months and then follow me about everywhere I go for a while after.