Jim Benton Cartoons by Jim Benton for November 07, 2015
November 05, 2015
November 09, 2015
Transcript:
Alien: Greetings, humans! I'm here to grant you any super power that you wish! Man 1: Super stregnth! Man 2: The ability to fly! Man 3: Some slight control of my emotions occasionally. Man 1: I want to change mine. Man 2: Me too.
VTX1800F about 9 years ago
Mind Control
Yalashanda about 9 years ago
Manipulation of matter at a subatomic level. Now I can control the entire universe, with a little fine tuning I can probably mess with your brain chemistry and have some sort of control over you. Yay for manipulation-of-matter-at-a-subatomic-level-kinesis.
Coyoty Premium Member about 9 years ago
The ability to have any food or drink I want appear before me.Sometimes I’ll want a strawberry that will let me fly, or a steak that can make me invisible… Occasionally a fountain drink of youth.