Jim Benton Cartoons by Jim Benton for August 03, 2018

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    Ida No  over 6 years ago

    When your customers live in Stockholm. You lose more sales, because they kill themselves out of remorse.

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    Nathan Daniels  over 6 years ago

    (Setup: I’m a guy) Years ago, there was a 5-story billboard for Rockstar at the side of a prominent freeway in Portland, which featured a bikini-clad young woman in a suggestive position.

    I told people that when I saw that billboard, I stopped drinking Rockstar. When they would ask “why?”, I would reply, “Because I knew that no matter how much Rockstar I drank, I would never be able to look like that.”

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    Nathan Daniels  over 6 years ago

    Also, why does the girl in this one look more like an inflatable doll? Also, poor clowns have no feelings. Except for the giddiness that comes every time they begin to eat small children.

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    6turtle9  over 6 years ago

    Don’t worry about discouraging them, some people need discouraging.

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    mikey44  over 6 years ago

    Never ate at Mcdonalds and never will, the clown must hate me.

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