JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for April 12, 1998

Transcript:

marcy: "men in black"? Joe: It's about guys who go around erasing the memory of anyone who has seen a space alien. Marcy: a little farfetched, don't you think? Joe: Actually, I think this has happened to me. Joe: marcy wanted toasted almond ice cream, soap and coffee filters... clarence: Charlene wanted eggs, oj, and manila envelopes. Joe: Yikes! Who are these weird dudes? Man: We're the "husbands in black" Also known as hib. man: We're going to erase those grocery lists from your brains....and replace it with college sports stats. Joe: Our wives will kill us!! Man: Precisely. that's our evil mission. marcy: Where's our stuff? woman: We didn't ask for sodas and chips! joe: The syracuse orangemen look fantastic this year!