JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for December 19, 1999

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Joe: I've had a rough day. let's relax in front of the tv. marcy: I'll bet my day was worse than yours. joe: Maybe tv is the wrong place to look for relaxation. Tv: are you sitting down? is your automobile really safe? our expose may shock you! Tv: are you at risk at the workplace? Let's look at recent statistics! brace yourself! Our hidden camera investigation will horrify you. you'll think twice about hiring a babysitter! Marcy: ! Tv: Don't get on an airplane until you see what we've uncovered! Joe: Hmmm.... I've finally caught on, marcy... marcy: me too. joe: Tv tell us that there's only one truly safe place... marcy: And that's here on the couch watching television. tv: Killer dust mites living in your seat cushions! story at eleven!