JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for July 26, 2000
Transcript:
woman: Officer! somebody snatched my purse! Crunchy: Is this it? woman: how did you-? Crunchy: The thief returned it, ma'am. Crunchy: He took one look inside it, and became traumatized by its contents. woman: ..third rejection in a week. crunchy: Don't clean it out! It's theft proof!