JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for August 31, 2011

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    Phatts  about 13 years ago

    That’s the problem with kids. They always have to be worse than their parents were. Which means that each generation is worse than the previous one. Newsflash: there’s not much more worse you can get anymore!

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    StoicLion1973  about 13 years ago

    Way to go, Robb making this swept-under-the-rug phenomena a topic of a strip.

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    pschearer Premium Member about 13 years ago

    I thought it was said by Paul Lynde in “Bye-bye Birdie”.

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    Ray_C  about 13 years ago

    P.S. I LOVE the flash mobs that come together and sing excerpts from Handel’s “Messiah” or other beautiful songs.

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    fritzoid Premium Member about 13 years ago

    “Our youth now love luxury. They have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for their elders, and love chatter in places of exercise. They no longer rise when elders enter the room. They contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up their food, and tyrannize their teachers.”

    I think there was also one along the lines of “The boys are impious, and the girls have no modesty”, but it might have been someone other than Socrates.

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    tegm  about 13 years ago

    Give them some discipline!!

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    harebell  about 13 years ago

    Flash mobs allow making trouble on a considerably larger scale than before, not to mention more quickly. Efficiency experts at work?

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    Mark H.  about 13 years ago

    Love Jump Start, but chances are, Socrates never said that:http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id=398104

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    JoePhan  about 13 years ago

    Most people don’t know it, but Larry Niven predicted flash mobs back in 1973 in the novella FlashCrowd.

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    tsandl  about 13 years ago

    Athenian society collapsed shortly thereafter.

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    Ed The Red Premium Member about 13 years ago

    If you do a bit of research, you’ll discover that teenage use of drugs and casual sex is way down. In fact, the crime rate is close to the lowest it’s been in generations.

    But most people don’t know that because most “news” channels are in the business of making you afraid. If you know how safe you actually are, you won’t feel the need to watch the news everyday.

    I strongly suggest people start laying attention to what’s really happening in the world, not just some shocking story about what a person living thousands of miles away may or may not have done. You’ll discover that things aren’t as bad as cable news is trying to make you think.

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    Pipe Tobacco  about 13 years ago

    [Year long tally: 28 Nonsensical : 215 Realistic] Thank you Robb for today’s realistic and funny comic!! ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

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