JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for May 23, 2012

She was a ve-gone . . . now she’ll begone.

I’ve been a vegetarian most of my life (70 years now) and I think vegans are treading on thin ice.

I think he is serious.

I always though vegans were a bit off….I tried to be a vegetarian and I quit because there were too few options for me, I could not imagine being a vegan!!!

Vegans get complete proteins by combining legumes and rice – both of which I am allergic to (to both of which I am allergic, Dottie). Oh well.

Im a vegan…well i make an exception for beef, pork, chicken, turkey, and pretty much any dairy products. But besides those, I dont eat eat any meat

My friend is a vegan and looks like she died last year. Not a pretty picture.

That would be Zhan – blue lady played by Virginia Hey in Farscape. (thats a UPI – useless piece of information)

Well, there is vegan mac-n-cheese (non-egg pasta, non-dairy Velveeta or soy cheese), but it’s just not the same. My uncle has been vegan (and his sons vegetarian) my whole life so I ended up REALLY good at trying to find “safe” substitutes for holiday gatherings besides salad!

… still waiting for a PETA joke …PeopleEatingTastyAnimals

Hilarious!

I turned vegetarian because I heard it’s a good way to lose weight. I lost some weight but the best part was the loss of my pot belly. Morning Star, you are my new best friend. :-)

People don’t understand Vegan AT ALL! Do some research folks! My one son is Vegan, and he eats healthier than I do, and BELIEVE ME, I EAT HEALTHY! However, he does eat real Mac and Cheese to this day! :-)

If God didn’t want us to eat meat, why did He make it taste so good?

OH MY!!