JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for May 25, 2012

At least she’s not throwing buckets of red paint around and calling everyone a murderer!!!!

My niece turned vegan about that age too. Made my sister nuts.

Same way I was raised. I went to a boarding school, so it really was “eat it or else”.

I think being a vegan/vegetarian is cruel. Vegetables are alive when you eat them. I would hate to eat anything thats still alive when I eat it. That’s cruel. That’s why I like my food nice and dead.

Sounds like this calls for Hobson’s Choice.

I’m all for supporting my kids’ decisions, but when they decide to make them on a whim like that, they get to deal with the inconvenience, not me. If Sunny were my kid, she’d be eating whatever’s available. Come to think of it, grilled onions and mushrooms on a bun with potato salad, roasted asparagus and corn on the cob sounds pretty good. Cool, my barbecues are already pretty vegan-friendly!

I hope they serve her medium rare.