JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for May 07, 2013

I love how when I miss a turn, my GPS seems to sigh “Re-CALculating” with such a resignedness like “will this IDIOT actually listen to the directions I am giving?!”

I actually had to change my GPS’s voice from British to American so it wouldn’t sound as condescending when it said “recalculating”

I want a GPS voice like the one in the movie, The Quest of the Navigator. Complying.

I would like a GPS with the voice of Paul Reubens from the Flight of the Navigator.

This could be my family, except the boys are older than the girls and they need two more to catch up.

When I first got my GPS, I couldn’t understand what a “mood way” was. Listening closer I realized she was saying “motor way” Funny.

Darth Vader voice on Garmin: When you fail to follow directions 3-4 times he finds your lack of faith disturbing.

“You’re not the boss of me!” The mantra of the inept and undisciplined. Hopefully Sunny can turn him around.

hahahahahaha <3