JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for March 02, 2014
March 01, 2014
March 03, 2014
Transcript:
I wint be at work for a few days... Im in the hospital about to undergo emergency heart surgery. For real the time! I see this will be your first tome having any kind of surgery. yes, but iVe seen this type of thing on tv. A woman went into surgery for something minor.... and they removed her frontal lobe by mistake! Wow. well, thats never going to happen in Real -- It was a reality show! Your procedure is relatively routine, Our team is the best in the - The patient survived but walks around like a zombie! Wait, Ive seen that movie! She ate her surgeon at the end! The movie was based on a true story!
Groan. I don’t remember how many times I had to explain to exchange students that Taken was a work of pure fiction and coming to Paris didn’t mean they would be kidnapped and sold to some eastern drug lord. Way too many, that’s all I can say.