JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for March 02, 2014
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I wint be at work for a few days... Im in the hospital about to undergo emergency heart surgery. For real the time! I see this will be your first tome having any kind of surgery. yes, but iVe seen this type of thing on tv. A woman went into surgery for something minor.... and they removed her frontal lobe by mistake! Wow. well, thats never going to happen in Real -- It was a reality show! Your procedure is relatively routine, Our team is the best in the - The patient survived but walks around like a zombie! Wait, Ive seen that movie! She ate her surgeon at the end! The movie was based on a true story!
cabalonrye over 10 years ago
Groan. I don’t remember how many times I had to explain to exchange students that Taken was a work of pure fiction and coming to Paris didn’t mean they would be kidnapped and sold to some eastern drug lord. Way too many, that’s all I can say.
J Short over 10 years ago
Based on: There was a surgeon and a sick person. That’s the true part.
metagalaxy1970 over 10 years ago
@DrDave, there are Americans that would believe the same thing.
krys723 over 10 years ago
Go home lady, your drunk
Hunter7 over 10 years ago
Someone is a little nervous about being in the hospital.
Gokie5 over 10 years ago
Hate that when it happens.
The Rolling Cat over 10 years ago
Given some of the hospital horror stories that are real, this doesn’t sound like much of an exaggeration.
JLK9kid over 4 years ago
Wait, is it a show, or a movie?