JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for September 10, 2015
September 09, 2015
September 11, 2015
Transcript:
Gonna open a fortune cookie? No.why? Fortune cookies can be surprisingly accurate! Ha! Only if you buy into broad generalizations! "Tomorrow your Captain will yell at you and then throw you out of her office"
krys723 about 9 years ago
Sounds about right
Lamberger about 9 years ago
My wife got once that said, “Contemplate Charlton Heston.” We’re still trying to suss that one out….
Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member about 9 years ago
My favourite: “You will say ‘I could write better fortunes than this!’”
Comic Minister Premium Member about 9 years ago
This can’t be good!
Phatts about 9 years ago
“You will be hungry again about an hour from now.”
gcarlson about 9 years ago
Once when the restaurant was having a drawing for a trip to the Orient, my wife’s said “Pack your bags for a long trip”, and mine said “You are headed in the right direction” – and I was facing the Pacific. But we didn’t win.
kab2rb about 9 years ago
Fortune cookies used to be funny not anymore. When I leave I am not hungry rest of day not much of a metabolism.
spaced man spliff about 9 years ago
Mine said “Wong’s cookie co.”