JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for June 03, 2022

A good walk spoiled!

Never listen to the salesman…..they’ll do anything to con you!

No offense to any salesman that might be reading this ¯\(°_o)/¯

Only a bad artist blames his paintbrush.

That you actually believed, Clarence!

You can’t fix untalented.

People are so obsessed with coming out on top and having the best equipment, that they’ve lost the spirit of the game.

“Tis a poor craftsman that blames his tools.”

Sporting goods stores would go broke – baseball bats, fishing lures, etc. being returned if the same promises were made.

Golf: Stressing yourself out in pursuit of relaxation.

I’ll bet if I had $3000 worth of tennis gear, and Serena Williams played with a rain boot instead of a racket, Serena would still beat me in straight sets, and I wouldn’t get a point.

It’s the food on the hook that matters,not how expensive the rod and reel is.

Meanwhile,the Phillies are nose diving.