JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for January 23, 2023

“Bad girl. Bad girl. What-cha gonna do? What ya gonna do when they come for you.”

Is there something you’re hiding, Nicole?

Nicole, you have two female friends in the world and need 18 bride’s maids. Don’t look a gift bride’s maid in the mouth.

Nobody snitched. She was just invited.

It must suck, everywhere you go people acting weird around you because you’re a cop..

She just told you, Marcy!

All the crazy stuff that happens to this family, having some cops in the wedding party might not be a bad idea.

She could get away with nine B.M. and have a groomsman on each arm (seen it done).

I have a tough time imaginaing"Hardnose" Ruiz in anybody’s wedding party.

Maybe she can be the bouncer

That means Crunchy will have to be in it too.

Captain Yolanda’s secret dream may have found a STOP.

It was probably intel gathered by Carla Ruiz.

Wow, rude