Junk Drawer by Ellis Rosen for July 30, 2022

Dark-colored shoes vs. light-colored shoes?

Mustard vs Ketchup

I’d say the Dogs definitely have the advantage.

Buns and no buns. No, nevermind. The bare hotdogs will cause controversy.

Skins and shirts?

Wieners and not wieners.

With and without mustard.

Just let the asylum attendants decide.

Mustard only vs everything?

I recuise myself

Duh!

Let’s have a meat and greet first.

Patties vs. wieners?

I would say Mustard vs No Mustard…but then 5 min into the match everyone will be on team Mustard…