Junk Drawer by Ellis Rosen for January 19, 2023

The sound of gunfire and banjos is the song of my people.

I hear banjo music.

A new heat Deliverance method?

I like the sounds of steam heat registers. Prefer them over what I have now.

I don’t get it. All he has to do is REMOVE the banjo, right?

Hey, it coulda been worse. It could have been a kazoo!

I would prefer banjo over radiator clanks and hissing any day or night. I remember being a child and our radiators would keep me up all night. They were intermittent and unpredictable and loud. At Least banjo music is rhythmic

In Deliverance, you know what happens when the banjo music stops?

the clanking would be like music to his ears…

What do you call it when you throw a banjo into a dumpster and it lands on bagpipes?

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A perfect pitch!