Kliban by B. Kliban for August 24, 2015

How many dogs can screw in a light bulb?

He takes after his ‘master’. All men think they can do the ‘job’ when someone else is doing it.

The dog must be the workman’s supervisor. I’ve had supervisors that were about as useful as a dog: they could bark at the workers and wag their tails at Upper Management, but that was it.

I could not do that!(I need a ladder.)

Back seat bulb changing specialist.

Great Pyrenees possibly..

He should go on the internet—where nobody knows he’s a dog!