Kliban by B. Kliban for October 31, 2016

What’s wrong with this picture?

Never happened to m. I’m jealous.

Prostate friendly.

Pulse, temperature, prostrate exam, and maximum embarrassment, all in one.

Is she taking his temperature or timing his contractions?

Just keeping track of the time. She works by the hour, and the nurse costume is extra.

I’m only commenting here because I want to say the word “tuckus”.

Her thermometer is broken, she can’t find her rubber gloves, and she just found out her husband’s gay and cheating on her.!

Does this belong in the children’s cartoons?

Checking his GPM.Gas Pulses per Minute.Funny side story.I am laying on a hospital bed in the emergency room prepped to get a shot in my butt. My butt fully exposed to all viewers. My wife sitting by me is concerned for my situation.In walks this nurse dude who looks at this position and remarks….“I remember you!”I turn some what flabbergasted and say “Excuse me?”My wife looks at me and breaks out laughing.Turns out to be an old college chum who recognized me…..I guess for my butt!Embarrassed he explained he had seen me earlier but could not remember me……my wife still has not let me forget some dude recognized me by my butt.I gave up trying to explain it.

…groan ups..

Ahhhh, those were the days.