Kliban by B. Kliban for November 14, 2018

Is their reception heavenly?

Really? Nobody watches UHF.

I think Satan’s trident would make a better antenna.

…and they still only get three stations.

It still looks like a bunch of static.

What is it with cartoonists and old technology?

Charlene’s Angel?

They’re using the Celestial Cable Company’s HD ( Halo Directional ) signals. You pray that you’ll get reception.

Can someone please explain this???

The power of prayer.

Yeah but the static has defiantly improved you can almost see a face now wouldn’t that be heavenly.

There are more channels, but you have to know the content filter password.

It might be possible to get a clear picture if they actually plugged the tv into the wall as well as attaching the antenna to the halo.

Heaven can wait.

A sad commentary on the state of Christianity today!

Angels have nothing else to do, so why not? Minimum wage job.