Kliban by B. Kliban for February 15, 2019

Someone needs a hearing aid!

Profound.

I think, therefore I yam. Lettuce mull this over. Mull on, melon…maybe he was on to something.

And the Spanish Armada was defeated because the English Navy knew how to get more miles to the Galleon.

Nothing worse than having your apparatus called cumbersome.

Still, many find delight in cucumbers and asparagus.

NOW how much would you pay?

Then there’s the communist bureaucrat in evening wear: a cummerbund apparatchik.

And where does Benedict Cumberbatch fit into all this?

One of Kliban’s more inscrutable still lives.