Kliban by B. Kliban for April 17, 2020

Marking time.

“Again with the slow stream! Time to break into my master’s stash of Flomax!”

There was a study. All mammals take about the same time to whiz.

Once watched a neighbor of mine impatient to get back home while his dog sniffed a lamppost for what he thought was too long a time. I figure either there was a lot going on in dog world that day, or the dog was a slow reader.

I better get cracking…I’m running late for the hydrant brigade…

…so many plants…so little time…

Cool dog watch. He can tell the time by sniffing it. He’s holding it under his nose where he cannot see it. I bet you want one for your dog.

Gotta save time for Number One.

40+ years old and still funny and some cartoonists here struggle to make anything funny for 10 seconds.

“I’m not at my best telling time, but it is definitely Pee Em.

Boy, do I know how that feels.