Kliban by B. Kliban for August 19, 2020

This is a great example of how Gary Larson had to have been heavily influenced by Kliban It’s about as “out there” as you can get.

Obviously Bruno can’t bear it!

I’ve always wondered where they came from.

And not in the woods, either.

The perfect gift for your friend who has everything…

Good lord, Kliban! LOL

We’re changing the lead story at 5!

So, is the Pope Tiger Woods???

That’s sure not a Wiley bear.

There is a woman making a good living creating products from moose shit. She even has a TV show.

Does he have a rabbit that shits bowties?

Ah, c’mon!

Someone must have received a lot of ugly ties as “gifts”.

Aw, c’mon! What do I gotta feed ya to get a blasted red paisley tie in time for my interview tomorrow?!

Yet, he wears a bolo!

That’s Tex Vortex and his crappy Cosmic Cravats.

If the bear shits, wear it!

This answers the question of where Yogi got that tie he wears.

Are those supposed to be boots he’s wearing??

I’m in knots now….