Kliban by B. Kliban for October 12, 2020

Here’s the plan, when he drops the sword, we all turn right, they all turn left, we all fire, then meet at the bar.

Didn’t they used to get in a circle for target practice? So this is the modern Italian army.

“War is Hell”, but “Texas sure is rough on dogs and women!” (Gunsmoke reference)

“Ward, you were a little rough on the Beaver last night…”

…but they still continue to fight…..

Kliban is always there to offer the best.

Judean People’s Front vs. the People’s Front of Judea?

A word of advice, men: get the one who brought the knife to the gunfight…

A Soviet firing squad.

Movie recommendation: The King of Hearts (Le Roi de Coeur)

A firing squad commanded by General Bone Spurs?