Once in San Francisco I saw a guy with a roller skate attached to a cane. He was pushing the skate along the sidewalk. On the skate was a 35mm film camera. I think it was a gag for the tourist crowd.
Due to the convergence of forces not at all beyond his control, Salvatore Quanucci was given a swift rap upside the head and had his metal detector confiscated.
Don’t overthink it; a man searching for coins uses a metal detector, but a man searching for tatas would need a tata-detector, which would have a visual component.
And PC or not, men will always look at well-formed breasts, which is why women wear garments that showcase their possession (or emulation) of said WFBs.
RAGs over 3 years ago
This is not going to end well, but I do like the shirt.
Zykoic over 3 years ago
Once in San Francisco I saw a guy with a roller skate attached to a cane. He was pushing the skate along the sidewalk. On the skate was a 35mm film camera. I think it was a gag for the tourist crowd.
dadoctah over 3 years ago
Due to the convergence of forces not at all beyond his control, Salvatore Quanucci was given a swift rap upside the head and had his metal detector confiscated.
lagoulou over 3 years ago
Well, it’s not a seeing eye dog…
donwalter over 3 years ago
…oh, if that thing is cold….
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
The seeing-eye detector…seeks and finds…
Rev Phnk Ey over 3 years ago
Can you buy those now?
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
This device was originally invented early in the Twentieth Century as the Gentleman’s Upskirt Camera. The Internet has made it virtually obsolete.
Teto85 Premium Member over 3 years ago
IIRC, this was one of his tamer submissions to Playboy. Funny as all heck.
jdi801 over 3 years ago
Funny then, creepy now.
WoodstockJack over 3 years ago
Don’t overthink it; a man searching for coins uses a metal detector, but a man searching for tatas would need a tata-detector, which would have a visual component.
And PC or not, men will always look at well-formed breasts, which is why women wear garments that showcase their possession (or emulation) of said WFBs.