Kliban by B. Kliban for March 21, 2022

I like how the message makes sense even if he only reveals part of it.

With that tongue, Ernie doesn’t need to advertise. The ladies have taken notice!

Gene Simmons just shuddered with insecurity.

Looks like a tat got Ernie’s tongue.

Oh, man, that’s going to be one painful removal if he ever gets married.

That’s some sleazy slimy tongue…Ew

If you really want to impress them, scarify the message into the flesh. It’ll be like hundreds of little fingers.

I don’t think I want to read the first 17 chapters.

That’s a very fancy flowing shirt on the “artist.”

It’s almost puffy enough to audition for Seinfeld.

Probably had the ladies when he licked his eyebrows……

That would seem painful, but consider where people get tattoos today…and piercings.