Kliban by B. Kliban for June 12, 2023

Pointed one too many fingers.

I don’t get the point.

Because there are those folks who feel obliged to poke themselves in the eye from time to time, simply because they know most others will be too polite to do so. The same manufacturer will be happy to sell you the “bookend,” if you will, that points away from the holder. For the times when the other idiot doesn’t have his own self-poker.

Early attempt at a selfie…

Coming soon to a theater near you—“Revenge of the Hand Which Feeds You”

Today’s GOP?

Early Mac cursor / curser.

: )

Warren tries out pre-trial developments of analog GPS.

A failed manual version of the YOU ARE RIGHT HERE maps in malls.

Well, it’s not a pig in a poke, so it must be a poke-in-the-eye poke stick!

Tragically, he realized too late that his right hand had become possessed by the ghost of Larry Fine.

Hey! My ophtomotrist makes me use that for the eye chart!

I think.. according to tradition, one is supposed to use a sharp stick.

“Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem….”

Before the Three Stooges, there was just this imbecile, Igor.

You’ll put yer eye out!

time and time again….