Kliban's Cats by B. Kliban for October 27, 2020

purveyor intending major purchase.

Do you have any bow tails?

Oh, that is too funny. Poor puss looks like he really needs a new one though.

Wonder what else they sell besides tails? Heads, maybe?

My cat needs a new one. He has nerve damage in his tail, of unknown origin. It’s “droopy”. Poor guy.

Never was the character ‘unctuous salesman’ drawn better.

A tail sale.

Obviously a retail outlet.

Trying to turn him into a cat o’nine tails?

‘Would kind sir like to also visit The Grooming Studio?’ (That’s behind closed doors, where non-felines are not allowed to go.)

“Here’s a nice one in tabby for you…”

I wonder what she would charge for a piece of tail. Would you have to pay the retail price?

That’s a very nice tail.

Seems like a tall tail. Any black ties to go with it?