Kliban's Cats by B. Kliban for October 05, 2023

Captain Obvious here: Qat in the hat

That hat is certainly a purrfect fit.

“Help! The sweatband smelled interesting, and now I’m stuck!”

“He thinks he’s going to pull a rabbit out of his hat.”

Reminds me of a cat we had years ago. He loved boxes. Could fold himself into a shoe box. That’s not unusual for a cat, but Alexander was a big boy. He could stand on his hind legs and look on the table/counter.

One of the seven kittens produced out of a hat.

Kliban channels Seuss

I think he’s scared and trying to hide

Qat. In the hat. On the flat. Here’s lookin’ at you, Qat.

The classic Fedora for a classic Kitty Kat! Puuurfect!

If they start dating he’ll have to learn to keep her gills moist while on land.

I’ll refrain from making the obvious joke. “It’s fun to have fun but you have to know how.”

If I fits I sits.

I know I’m not a rabbit, I wanna be in your magic act!…

if i fits, i sits!

No doves or bunnies in there, huh qat?

peek-a-boo

I didn’t know Oddjob had a pet cat.

comfy cat

The Cat in the Hat 2.0.