La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for April 02, 2004

Transcript:

Cuco: I suspect these anti-Latino authors don't really know what they're talking about... Cuco: "All Latinos are born with tiny sombreros and donkey tails." "Their language, Spanish, is a mixture of Mariachi lyrics and Morse Code." These foolios wouldn't know a Latino if he bopped them on the butt with a bunuelo! Cuco (reading): "And they practice a form of martial arts using sugary baked goods as deadly weapons."