La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for April 19, 2005

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Cuco: Mr. Lopez, these aren't war re-enactment buffs - they're anit-immigrant bigots! Norm: We are not reacists - just because we're against the invading brown hordes of tortilla tossers! Woman: Norm! That's awful! Norm: Did I say "Tortilla tossers"? I meant "frijole fondlers." Woman: Norman! Norm: Well excuuuuse me! I didn't go to P.C. university! Woman: The polite term is 'welfare-suckin' border monkeys.'