La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for November 24, 2005
Transcript:
Eddie: Cuco....before we go into my dad's for Thanksgiving... Cuco: I know, I know...don't mix tequila in your mom's eggnog (no matter how much she begs), don't snatch the mashed potatoes and declare them property of my provisional revolutionary government, and don't yank out the stuffing and declare it "the turkey's last meal". Eddie: And? Cuco: Only three humorous Indian genocide anecdotes? Eddie: None!